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🎃✨ Halloween Countdown✨🎃

💀 Only 182 days until Halloween! 🌸
We are HALFWAY to HALLOWEEN people! It is time to start thinking about skeletons, witches, and werewolves! A bit like lions, witches and wardrobes or even the Tinman, Scarecrow, and Flying Monkeys BUT so much BETTER! We are talking my favorite holiday, and we are halfway to it!  In honor of being halfway to Halloween here are 10 skeleton jokes.

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1. Why do skeletons hate the cold?
Because it sends chills up their spine.

2. What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.

3. Why did the police officer arrest the skeleton?
Because he could see the joint in his hand.

4. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

5. Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.

6. I used to have a skeleton of jokes.
But now my supply is bone dry.

7. What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire too long?
He became bone dry.

8. Where does a skeleton watch TV programs?
On a skelevision.

9. What kind of maracas do skeletons play?
The death rattle.

10. What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
 
The Dig In With Mom Event is just a few days away! I hope to see you there. If you can't make it but know someone who would love to come please share the link and let me know who they are. The funny part of this event is I used to not like plants unless they were fake or ivy. I didn't kill either of those lol. The hobby was kinda forced on me as a Realtor. So many people leave plants behind and I just couldn't abandon them further. At first I just put them in the yard debris. (Hey, no JUDGING me!) Then I started giving them away to anyone that would want them. One day that all changed with a ZZ plant that I connected with. 🌿😍

I took it home and it became my plant! I talk to it, pet it (yes I do), and give it sass sometimes too. From that point on I started keeping the plants and my husband and daughter now fight over who gets to keep what. She wins! He has four Christmas cactuses and loves the dang things and I quit bringing those home and don't tell him.  He doesn't always read my newsletter so here's hoping he doesn't read this one! 🤣

RSVP on Facebook here!
or if you're not on Facebook, use this Google Form to let me know you're coming. 
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What's new at Cambern Homes?

Community project! 


I am going to be putting together, with the help of my support system, a community project. I know that isn't specific but that is where you all come in. Watch my social media and your emails for more to come and give me input! Share your ideas! I want to give back to someone, something, or a group in need of help. I don't mean financially, I mean emotionally and physically (why does that sound so wrong). I have always wanted to do a "get together" (still sounds wrong lol) event and paint a home, build a fence, clean up something, and make memories while doing it. I am excited about seeing this idea bloom. Stay tuned!
 

Celebrating April Closings and New Listings!
See more homes like these! Visit CambernHomes.com.
 
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Pet Corner

My furrbabies mean the world to me and I love sharing them. These two are always cuddling and it is so darn cute.


Fun in the sun!



Mutant didn't want to be left out and joined us in the sun. Nap time!



This month I also got to enjoy some play time with this cutie Bruno! His human is Evelyn.



If you are looking to add a pet to your life I think rescue is the way to go. Below are just a few of my favorite rescue groups.

Many Miles 2 Home Dog Rescue

Woods Creek Rescue

Krista's Feral to Friendly Kitties
 

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